The cheese will not protect you

 

actionables:

cakejam:

this lemur didn’t seem pleased that i was taking photos of him

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so done

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with you and your rude shit

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

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THIS WAS AN ACTUAL SCENE THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED ON THIS SHOW :D

I did not make this up

I beg of you all, go watch Scooby Doo: Mystery Incorporated on Netflix right now now okay

Also

I cannot stop cackling at the fact that Angel’s reaction to this woman expressing her desire to drown someone so she can bring them back to life is just “No time” as if that is the only reason they shouldn’t do that O.O

ittybittyduskitty:

*boy looking at coin* ees.. nanarro..

[drops coin] HOh

[coin rolls into gutter]

AAAAAAAHHGH

kianlawley:

some door-to-door scammer when my parents aren’t home: are you 18?

me, turning 24 in two weeks: no sorry

pretttydemonboy:
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“ pancakes are made of...

pretttydemonboy:

starkswhee:

queercyberoceancowgirl:

tulparightsactivist:

cheshireinthemiddle:

joekewlio:

systlin:

jabberwockypie:

kayrowhitesyrup:

black-girl-against-feminism:

keyhollow:

surprisebitch:

pancakes are made of eggs omfg

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Originally posted by realitytvgifs

Y’all are crazy if you think a chicken won’t happily eat eggs. Y’all insane if you think a chicken won’t tear some nuggets UP. You are ON CRACK if you think a chicken won’t just, eat another injured chicken

Me and some friends were collecting eggs on this farm. We dropped one of them and they went absolutely apeshit over that damn egg. Not even the shell was left.

I know people think chickens are herbivores but they absolutely aren’t.

Chickens are omnivores. They eat meat, they eat eat all sorts of fruits and vegetables.

This isn’t really well known to people who live off of farms or who have never spent time on one. It’s also thanks to tv and movies not showing this side of chickens.

It’s why eggs and chicken meat saying they come from “free-range vegetarian chickens” are HILARIOUS, because if they’re free-range, you can’t control that, and the tiny dinosaurs ARE going to eat a lot of things. And if a mouse meets an early demise because it came near the tiny dinosaurs … ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

As a kid I once threw the neighbor’s chickens a chicken nugget just to see what would happen.

Answer; they fuckin demolished it. Tore it apart and wolfed it down in seconds. 

Rose tinted chicken glasses used to be a very common invention for chickens, because if they saw a speck of blood on another chicken they would gang up on it and murder it to death and feast on it.

Actual piranhas don’t act like Hollywood piranhas.

Chickens, however, do act like Hollywood piranhas. Those fuckers get a taste for blood and they become fucking ravenous fiends. They’re still very much dinosaur.

Pancakes are looking a little tame, huh?

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Originally posted by desingyouruniverse

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@pangur-and-grim

I just want you to give your chickens tiny pancakes